The UroClub
Johnny Made a Pee-Pee ©2008 H Segal
to the tune of Satin Doll ©1953 by Duke Ellington, Billy Strayhorn and Johnny Mercer
I have taken a fine jazz standard and rewritten it about a hyperactive radio host who urinated into a golf club. You might find this song offensive or immature, but I like it because I am an immature moron. Johnny really did have his producer Guy Bauer smell the urine for authenticity. I'm not a golfer, but am familiar with urination, and it looks to me like I would pee all over my hands, shorts and towel if I tried to use this odd device.
I was going to ask my wife to listen to this...then I realized she would probably appreciate NOT hearing this song now. She'll hear it one day at which point she will likely express disgust, but secretly she will like it!
It's real. Google uroclub.
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